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Message choosava?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1234567890?%-&+= emito janalu em pampina chaduvutharu na msg ante intha craz!
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Adi 1927

july 6 friday,

ardha raatri

time 12:10

Oori bayata,

samashanam
daggara

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Telusukoni em
pikutahv?


Musukuni Paduko.:ta unt:
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Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.
Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.
Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.
Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.
Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.
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Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram.....

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Boy 2 girl:kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru

Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley,medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...:da nce1:

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Kallu naavi choopu needi.....
pedavi naadi maata needi....
manasu naadi alajadi needi.
idenemo???
...... sommokaridi sokokaridi ante?????:bangh ead::rockon :
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roudy ants mundhu nunchi oka lady elephant pothundhi.... dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta pitta ladi pothundhi.............
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AARU NOORU ela avatundo telusa let, a=b multiply wit 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100..
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Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..
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Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
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Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani...
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani...
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Gulabi andam kanna...
Sampangi suvasana kanna....
Mallela telladanam kanna....
Nee snehame naaku minna!!!
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Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.
Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.
Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.
Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!
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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
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BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.
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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.
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B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.

press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card noampistunna. press down

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ikkada blade tho geeku....

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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.

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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..

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welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com

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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.

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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............

sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali

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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra..

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Agi poku kalama asha tirey varaku, Jari poku megama jjalu kuresevaraku, Vaddi poku GEMINI TV-lO

E-TV-lO

TEJA TV-lo

TV-9-lo

Email-lo

Post-lo

Cheppalani anukunnanu kani finance problem

So SMS lo chebutunna

Good mring.................
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Babu" vicks ki sex ki theda emiti?
Raasukuni padukunedi vicks,
padukuniraasukunedi sex
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Vizag ki beach keka
Tirumal ki venkanna keka
kakinada ki kaaja keka
bandharu ki bandharuladu keka,
Alage ne cell ki na msgs kekoooo keka
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Jananam oka suprabhatham,
Maranam oka sandhyaa geetham,
Jeevitham sukha-dhukhala sangamam andhulo nee sneham oka amrutham kaavyam
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naa mobile ki accident iyyindhi.
adhi ICU lo undhi.
dr NOKIA emo dhaniki
chala sms bottles pettali annadu
so please sms-s plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
---have a good day
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aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:ne guduki nepu antista telustundi
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annaya ee tokkalo messagelento naku ardham kavtamledhu....
eppudu echamani kadhu annaya messge vachinda ledha...
sent by pandu gadi fan SOORI
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Software Movies Coming In Future:

1. INTLO JAVA,OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU
3. PROGRAM RAADAM RA..
4. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM
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u r my best friend.
kada?
iddaram charminar ekkudham
nenu 123
chepthanu
nuvvu dhukei.
tharvatha nuv 123
cheppagane
nenu dhukestha.
nijam promise.
gud morn'g
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if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam
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Grahambel found telephone.

Edison found electricity.

Marconi found radio.

Columbus found america.




nuvvu matram
thini paduko...
GOOD night...!
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............

sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali...

ha ha ha
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.


ENDUKU

WHY
WHY
BALUPU

EMCHESTHAM


NEELAGA
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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!

kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu

yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu

haiga nidurinchu
nedthama
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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
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GRAND NEW UNBELIVEABLE YEARLY OFFER!!!
Meru me GF ni na degarki pampinchan di
mari meeku oka Papa FREE

HURRY UP..!

Modati 10 ki twins dorykay avakasham
torga pampandi offer stock unanta varake…
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
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tanu ratri vachindi
na body chusinde
nannu takina di
na mideki vachindi
nadi tiskundi
tanu satisfiy aa enadii
pooendy

oka chiti dhooma !!!!
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Congratulation...
me phone lo oka manchi puzzle game
download aainde
aadalante
phone ni oka godaku visaray
tarvata vatine joint chay
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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
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Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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Tirigi raanidi kaalam..
Vaddanna vachchedi maranam..
Ninnu cheralantundi naa hrudayam..
Mana sneaham nilavaali kalakaalam..
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Meku SMS mening telusa s : simham pampite m : monky chadive s : small file enti entasepu ala chustav nu vu kuda e sms nu me frds ku 4wrd chesi nuvu simham avu
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Prati kshanam mana jeevitaanni maarchukune avakaasam.....
Ye kshanam gaataanni talachi vrudhaa cheyaku nee aashayam....
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.

ENDUKU

WHY
WHY
BALUPU

EMCHESTHAM

NEELAGA
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Lancham unnchota
"TAGORE"

Nirlakshyam unnachota
"APARICHITUDU"

Blackmoney unnachota
"SHIVAJI" Unte

FRIENDSHIP UNNACHOTA EE " coolguyram" Untadu...
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Telugu Cenema Bikni sms

Drona lo Priyamani bikni
cinema flop

Billa lo Anushka, Billa cenima avg

Heroins to Labham ledani MITRUDU Lo
Balakrishna Bikini lo Vastunnadu !

Be ready!!

Telugu jokes many more Enjoy!!!!!!!!11
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trisha : ama nenu shampu esuku...
trisha : ama nenu shampu esukunedha seekai esukunedha mundhu thalupu esuko leka pothe part 2 vasthundhiiii
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Eroju naa sim card BIRTHDAY.....
Eroju naa sim card BIRTHDAY..MEKU EMINA GIFT ICHHE ALAVATUNTE NA NOMBER KI ''RECHARGE '' CHESI ASHIRVADHINCHANDI ....GOOD N8...SWEET DREAMS
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Nokia N=neku o=okkasari k=k...

nokia N=neku o=okkasari k=kiss i=ivvalani a=nipeisthunndi
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thappu naa program lo undhi kaabatti logout avuthunna,
adhey error nee code lo unduntey system crash chesi velley vaadini.
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Keyboard lo button nokkanante.. aa sound ke job istav..
nenu personal ga vacchi interview ivvatam entra...
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Nadi Ratri Samayam lo Siri Vennela Teeram lo Vudainche Suryunila vikasinche Ni Navvu Kosam Yedhuru Chusthu Waiting 4 YOU..!
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nidurinche vela nayanamlo oka kala aa kalani chustu gundello spandinche oka prathibimbam kala karigipoyeloga prathibimbabanni chethiloki thisuko nestham
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Nee Premani Panchu Naa Hrudayapu Tanchu Manisini Matram Kanchu Nalo Manchini Yencho Manchivadine Inchuminchu
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kanti venuka kalala vekuva karigiponundi repati vekuvaki jariponundi mapati velugulaki prthispandiche hrudayam vunte velugula pallakini testundi lekunte chikatilo vuge vuyalalo kanumarugowtundi
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Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu....
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Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.
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Matalalo cheppalenidi.., bhavalalo chupalenidi.., naa chinni guppetlo dachina ni sneham enta goppadi? Ani adigite.... Vivarinchaleni maunam m edi.
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BABY MONKEY:Amma vaanaruddu narudaiyaadu kadha....mari,narudu vaanarudeppudowtaadu. PARENT MONKEY:EE SMS chadavadam poortaiyaaka
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neeku call cheddham ante free calls levu......... SMS cheddham anukunte msg offer ledhu......... pini mail chedham anukunte intlo net ledhu.......... kalisi matladadham ante time ledhu............... nannu kshaminchaku
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kalam kavithalani marachina pashulu egaradam marachina nemali natyam marachina nuvvu nanu marachina nannu nenuu maruvanu
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CHUSI NATEE CHUSTAVU....... CHUDA NATEE CHESTAVU....... CHUSI KUDA CHUDALEDHATAVU..... CHUSINA VALLADHARIKI CHUDALEDHU ANIPISTAVU.... CHUSI CHUSI NI CHIRU NAVVU LATHO NI KOTE CHUPULATHO NANNU MEMARIPISTAVU AVARU NIVU CHELI
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Nuvvu yeduti vari nunchi yemi kavalani korukuntavo adi nuvvu variki ivvagaligi vundali...adi prema ,sneham,aapyayata,anuragam,
sahayam yedaina kanivvandi....
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Preema oka shakthi,dhanini srustinchalemu, Nasanam cheyalemu,kevalam Oka rupam nunchi maro rupamki marchagalam. E roju Deepa, Repu Rupa, YELLUNDI INKO PAPA.....
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Jananam oka suprabatam maranam oka sandya geetham rendinti madya jeevitham sukadukkala sangamam andulo nee sneham oka amrutam.
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mottam mere chesaru antha mere chesaru DAD: EM chesanu ra Son: E beer mere select chestaru adi naku correct ani mere decide chestaru naku danni visiresi naku wisky kavali ani aravalanipistundi bar ki pampistaru nenedo tagalani veltanu kani meru nakante munde phone chesi ma vadiki mini beer ivvandi lekapote vadu vomting chesukuntadu ani cheptaru navvutunaru nana nannu choosi chivariki cigarete ela kalchalo kuda mere chepte muthi kalipotundi nana its u r ram
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premante vurumu lekunna merupu merisinatlu.... mabbulu lekunna varsham kurishinatlu... jabilli lekunna vennela pandinatlu.... na anumathi lekunna na hrudaya samrajyam loki vachchavu antalonee adrusyamaii aapukoleni virahanni migilchavu o prema novvotti vishadhama leka pashanama .....!!!!
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Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani. Naa manasuki telusu ninnu cheraalani.
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LOVE ANADI CHEWING GUMLANTIDI,ADI STARTINGLO MATHRAMA SWEETGA UNTUNDI KANI FRIENDSHIP ANADI CHOCLATE LANTIDI ADI CHIVARI VARAKU TASTE GANA UNTUNDI...........
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Mana Andhra Pradesh population 7 Crore paina vundi, veeri lo peddalu, pillalu, yuvathi yuvakulu, musali vallu, pilllu, students, verilo aneka mathalu anaga hindhus, muslims, christains..unnaru Enti.. E sodi antha anukunnara? just wait pai telipina vallalo e "cnu" kuda okadu ani cheppataniki chala garva paduthunnanu... aithe meku enti anukunutunnara... vella andharilo ippatike kontha mandi nidra loki vella swapnalokamulo viharisthunnaru...emi ledandi vadilo nenu okadine kada... nenu kuda nidra loki jarukuntunnanani cheppakane chepthunna.
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challani gali, nallani akasham, chukkallo chandrudu, chuttu cheekati, oorantha nishabdham neeku emani pisthundho gani nakku mathram nidhrosthundhi "g98"
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Entha uravaga erundalum athil unmayana anbu erundal than neengal vilagi nindralum ungalai virumbi varumvaraku, Vidi poku nestama brathiki unanntha varaku....

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